1. I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
2. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Anonymous
3. You know you're getting old, when Santa starts looking younger.
Robert Paul
4. Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
5. Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
Anonymous |